Atomic Twin:

The story goes like this:

 When I was looking to buy my PC I was reading everything I could get my eyes

 I came across some reviews of the bike from the past.  The reviews were almost
all uniformly glowing and positive about the PC800 - but one was apparently written
by a feeble minded imbecile...

He basically dogged the Pacific Coast about it's manners and quietness and generally
implied that it had no motorcycle soul.  Apparently he's one who needs to see his motor
all the time and if he can lose his hearing along the way - so much the better....

Anyway, at one point he said that riding the Pacific Coast at highway speed was like
sitting on an "Atomic Motor - so smooth and turbine-like".

....and I thought....OK.....Yeah......!!!